Kevin Hart NIGGA
this is my favorite martin episode, i know every line
you ever pissed your girl off so bad that she tried to fight you,
so you gotta just Neo her ass until she gets tired..
but then you get over confident,
and you accidentally let a jab through,
and then she go around talkin about how she whopped your ass,
and you are like nah my nigga thats not even how it happened,
but no one believes you,
cuz your girl chin checked the fuck outta you
and then later on every thing is cool,
but one day out at a picnic she went to swat a fly away from her face,
and you flinch like a lil bitch cuz u thought she was gon hit you again,
and then you when you got home you broke up with her,
cuz things werent “workin out”?
YOOOOOO my post came back!
"He don’t bite"
"He just playin."
"Don’t act scared"
"thats how he says hello"
"omg this is the first time he’s ever behaved this way"
"He just wanna sniff you"
"He smells fear"
"He just not used to you"
"Don’t worry he still a baby"
"he’s just excited to meet new people"
"you got food in yo pockets nigga?"
This is too fuckin funny lolol
Why don’t my cats do this stuff? -__-
2 time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill.
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